Why does hunger abound at snack time, but magically wane at dinnertime?
Why do my children insist on using my nice makeup brushes to “paint” the house?
Why is it so much more fun to eat on the floor than at the table?
Why do I spend money on outdoor toys when my children choose to play in the flowerbeds?
Why do the older kids want to play with the baby toys and the babies want to play with the big kids’ toys?
Why can I never get to church on time?
Why in the world did somebody think it was a good idea to put white carpet in my dining room?
Why can I not keep flies out of my house? And why do they all magically disappear when I get out the fly swatter?
Why do my children not appreciate the beauty of nap time?
What were your motherhood musings this week?