
We all have those days…or weeks. “Not Me” Monday was created by MckMama to give us an outlet to laugh at our own imperfections. Will you join me? When you are done here, you can head over to her blog and read about what everyone else has “not” been doing.
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In our home, even when we are sick, I am always diligent about making sure my kids don’t watch too much TV. We do creative activities like reading, drawing and simple resting. Therefore, I did not let my sick 4yo watch his favorite video 6 times in one day. Not me.
I bathe my children every night before bed. It is an important part of hygiene. So it couldn’t have been my 14mo that wasn’t bathed in well over a week or that I realized this upon catching a musty whiff when changing her diaper. I would never let her to go that long.
My entire house is perfectly childproofed. So it oculdn’t have been my toddler that I found eating English muffin remains out of the trashcan. No, not me.
In our family, we always pee in toilets. That is the only acceptable thing to do. Therefore, it couldn’t have been me who looked over to see my 4yo son take a break from playing and pee in the front yard. Never, ever, ever.
And I am fully researched on how sugar affects the immune system, so it wasn’t me who chose to do a craft with marshmallows when we were housebound due to sickness this week. Nope, not me!
What did you not do this week?

8.17.2009
I love your posts from this week! It totally cracked me up, especially the bath one!